First find a good opening line, Rabbit on if the crowd don't mind, Use syllables to help keep time, Sip some more wine, you're doing fine…...

The father's sure not to be there, After dealing he'll pump some chér, Making drops in his prized sports car, Fuelled by burgers, weed and…...

I don't want to work nine to five, Just to end up barely alive, I would rather sharpen a sword, So to win myself a gold-hoard, I don't want…...

I saw a black cat but then it died, I saw a magpie and thus I cried, I found a penny but passed it by, I found a dead bird and gave a sigh…...

Admittedly I wrote this drunk, And performed it yet more drunker, I thought I could keep time & rhyme, Slurring words between sips of wine…...

Sailing through silk thin air at height, Making good way to see new sights, Excitement escaping with the wind, Nigh is the time to forget…...

Named after the ancient Angles, Formed by bloody wars and struggles, Soldiers and knights laid down their lives, Through all England ever…...

Cometh what may, I'll win the day, Amid the fray, My sword gives sway, I need not pray, Heed what doubts say, I find a way, And here I'll…...

If all were like; nigh black and white, Lone to thine eye; such a vile sight, Look alive for change in the tide, Learned so not to swallow…...

Wanting an opportune moment, One that seems it may never come, Having well placed flowers and wine, All most perfect in its design, Ode to a…...

Nigh endless rolling fields of green, Painted as a soul's savoured scene, Framed below ever changing skies, As confused seasons pass us by…...

I'm sorry for being so blunt, But admittedly I'm a #@$%, I care for her looks and blue eyes, Interest in her words are lies, If she should…...