The father's sure not to be there, After dealing he'll pump some chér, Making drops in his prized sports car, Fuelled by burgers, weed and…...

I don't want to work nine to five, Just to end up barely alive, I would rather sharpen a sword, So to win myself a gold-hoard, I don't want…...

I saw a black cat but then it died, I saw a magpie and thus I cried, I found a penny but passed it by, I found a dead bird and gave a sigh…...

Admittedly I wrote this drunk, And performed it yet more drunker, I thought I could keep time & rhyme, Slurring words between sips of wine…...